A: Heh. Girls are nice.

A: 'Scuse me. I'm sorry. Has anyone seen my car? It's big and shiny.

D: Well, I like the place. Not much with the view, but it's got a nice Bat Cave sort of an air to it.

A: You don't smell human.
D: Well, that's very rude. As it happens I'm very much human
::SNEEZE::
::complexion no acne cream will help::
D: On my mother's side.

D: I've been sent. By the Powers That Be.
A: Powers that be what?

D: It's not all about fighting and gadgets and such. It's about reaching out to people. Showing them that there's love and hope still left in this world.
Homeless Woman: Got any spare change?
D: Get a job you lazy sow.

D: I get visions. Which is to say great splitting migraines that come with pictures.

D: Look, high school's over, bud. You gotta make with the grown up talk now.

A: Why would a woman I've never met even talk to me?
D: Have you looked in a mirror lately? I guess... you really haven't. No.

A: I'm not good with people.

A: Sure is a cute little..... doggie.

A: So, uh, are you.... happy?
T: What?
A: You looked sort of down.
T: You've been watching me?
A: No, I just.... I was... uh... looking towards there. And you walked.... through there.
T: You don't hit on girls very often, do you?

A: Wow. I suddenly feel underdressed.

A: Where's home?
T: Missoula, Montana. You've been to Missoula?
A: During the Depression. Uh, my depression. I was depressed there.

T: I came here to be a famous movie star. But, they weren't hiring.

T: Well, it was nice threatening you.

Agent: You are a beautiful, beautiful man.
A: Thanks.
Agent: You're an actor.
A: No.
Agent: That wasn't a question. I'm Oliver. Ask anyone about Oliver. They'll tell you I'm a fierce animal. I'm your manager as soon as you call.
A: I'm not an actor.
Agent: Funny. I like the humor. I like the whole thing. Call me. This isn't a come on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

C: And you know, they asked me to come in and read a *third* time. I'm an actress! I don't put up with things like that!

C: So, um, are you still.... "GRRR"?
A: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.
C: Well, I better get mingling. I really should be talking to people that *are* somebody. But it was fun!
A: It's nice that she's grown as a person.

Stacey: You know what? I don't think you're gonna pull that trigger.
*PUNCH*
A: Good call.

A: I made some tea.
T: Thanks.
A: You take milk or sugar?
T: Yeah.
A: Cuz... I don't have those things.

D: You can't cut yourself off.
A: Doyle, I don't want to share my feelings. I don't want to open up. I wanna find the guy that killed Tina, and I wanna look him in the eye.
D: Then what?
A: Then I'm gonna share my feelings.

Lawyer: Wolfram & Hart is a full-service law firm, Mr. Winters. It's our job to make sure that our clients lives run more smoothly.

R: What's this? A fresh face? I think we should meet.
Lawyer: Shall I alert the firm that this young lady may constitute another long-term investment?
RW: I don't think so. I just want something to eat.

S: You have no idea who you're dealing with here.
A: Russell? Let me guess. Not big on the daylight or the mirrors, drinks a lot of V-8?

C: I am somebody. I matter. People will be attracted to my positive energy and help me achieve my goals. I'm right where I'm supposed to be and not dying for something to eat!

Margo: Guess who saw my videotape of the party and guess who wants to meet you?
C: A director? A manager? An assistant to an assistant who wants to spring for lunch?

D: Wow, you're really going to war here. I guess you've seen a few in your time, yeah?
A: 14. Not including Vietnam. They never declared it.

D: Well, listen, best of luck to ya man. I've got some fairly large coin riding on the Vikings tonight, but I'll be there with you in spirit, yeah?
A: You're driving.
D: Wait a minute! No, no! I'm not combat ready, man. I'm just the messenger!
A: And I'm the message.

C: Wow, what a nice place. I love your curtains. Not afraid to emphasize the curtains.
RW: I have old fashioned taste.
C: I grew up in a nice home. It wasn't like this, but we did have a room or two that we didn't even know what they were for. 'Til the IRS got all huffy about my parents not paying their taxes for, well, ever.

C: The hands in the Liqui-Gel commercial were almost mine by, like, one or two girls.

C: Oh god. I'm sorry. I'm getting all weepy in front of you. I probably look really scary. I finally get invited to a nice place with... no mirrors... and .... lots of curtains.... Hey, you're a vampire!
RW: What? No I'm not.
C: Are too.
RW: I don't know what you're talking about.
C: I'm from Sunnydale. We have our own Hellmouth! I think I know a vampire when I ... am... alone with him in his fortress like home, and you know I think I'm just feeling a little light-headed from hunger. I'm just wacky! And kidding!

C: You don't know who he is, do you? Oh boy, you're about to get your ass kicked!

D: Good gate.

C: Finally! I thought I was going to faint while barfing!

Lawyer: We do have several top private investigators that...
::CRASH::
...are looking into his whereabouts.
RW: I believe we've located him.

RW: Angel. We do things a certain way in L.A.
A: Well, I'm new here.
RW: But you're a civilized man. We don't have to go around attacking each other. Look at me. I pay my taxes. I keep my name out of the paper. And I don't make waves. And in return, I can do anything I want.
A: Really? Can you fly?
::CRASH::
A: Guess not.

Lawyer: Set up an interoffice meeting at 4 o'clock. We have a new player in town. No, no. There's no need to disturb the senior partners with this. Not yet.

D: What happened to Russell?
A: He went into the light.
D: Yet, you don't seem to be in a celebrating mood.
A: I killed a vampire. Didn't help anyone.
D: You sure about that? Cuz there's a girl upstairs who's as happy as can be.
::SCREAM::

C: Cockroach. In the corner. I say it's a bantam weight!

C: I was just saying that if we're going to be helping people out, maybe a small charge. A fee. You know, something to help pay the rent. And.... my salary. You need someone to organize things and you're not exactly rolling in it "Mr. I-Was-Alive-for-200-Years-and-Never-Developed-an-Investment-Portfolio."

A: You want to charge people?
C: Well not everybody, but sooner or later we are going to have to help some rich people, right?

C: Of course this is just temporary, until my inevitable stardom takes effect!

D: You made a good choice. She'll provide a connection to the world. She's got a very ... humanizing influence.
A: You think she's a hottie.
D: Ah, yeah, she's a stiffener alright. I can't lie about that.

D: You know, there's a lot of people in this city that need helping.
A: So I noticed.
D: You game?
A: I'm game.

Grr..... argh!